You know when you go into a supermarket to buy a really nice
packet of crackers and you find that you grit your teeth in silent fury as the
ones you like the most cost £3.50 for a pack of 16? …Yeah? Anyone else get
that..? [*pant, pant*]
These are the kind of crackers I always opt for. It annoys me greatly that I buy them at all, that I’m playing into the hands of the man by buying them... I
love crackers. I eat them a lot. But honestly, crackers are just flour and
water. These take all of five minutes to weigh and roll out, then only need a
quick spell in a hot oven. Hey presto, artisan crackers. Hipster crackers. Have them with a piece of cheese you bought in
London which cost a mere four hundred pounds. Actually, I will. Dark rye gives
a great nutty flavour and the addition of poppy seeds, caraway or sesame seeds adds to that- give
them a go if you want to stick it to Waitrose.
